10 – Old Testament, Bloodlust and a Hairy Denver Omelette
Unknown Home, Montana, United States Serone’s stomach was still turning from the appalling image of Dasher melting a man to death and then booting his head twenty feet into a thorn bush. The nickname of “God Hand” was certainly being displayed in its full might. Dasher wielded power with all t
11 – The United States of Grain Alcohol
White House, Washington D.C., United States President Knudson paced around his office. If you could call the slow, labored strides he took pacing. It was more of a dismal limp. His lungs burned and an extremely productive cough birthed from his chest. He held onto his desk and hawked a sizeable phle
8 – The Hunters Become the Hunted
Somewhere in the woods, Montana, United States Addison Beach, Titus Rains, Hisan and Joel Oscreen woke the next morning after a restless slumber – the type of sleep that follows a weekend binger when your chest feels empty and your lungs feel like they are made of the turned cantaloupe from an
9 – Finding Duke Dasher
Rockford, Illinois, United States Patrick Kibby had palmed the security guard on duty twenty dollars to tell him the coordinates of where the Blackhawk helicopter had crash-landed. The guard had been suspicious of someone whose sloping shoulders, beady eyes and quivering lips made him look perpetual
7 – An Unlikely Friendship
Somewhere in Montana, United States Dasher approached the scent of incense through the thick forest. He reached a clearing with a finely manicured lawn all things considered. He knew this was someone’s dwelling by the feel of the grass. That someone was likely a criminal given the scent of sandalw
6 – The Betrayal of Duke Dasher
Washington D.C., United States President Knudson sat in the custom-made chair that had been made for a man of his stature. Even with the custom chair, the springs pleaded for mercy as Knudson adjusted himself in a perpetual war to find comfort. He had been battling a case of athlete’s foot on his
5 – Contraceptives Finally Used for Good
Route 66 to California, United States The four men looked at each other, knowing they just captured something more valuable than any religious artifact ever, and did it with relative ease for that matter. Joel Oscreen sat in the backseat in total silence once again. The other mercenaries suffered th
4 – Carnage in Rockford Illinois
Washington D.C, United States On the Blackhawk helicopter ride to Washington D.C., Dasher spent the entire flight streaming The Passion of the Christ on his iPhone. Though the film itself technically qualified as part of the New Testament narrative, Mel Gibson was his favorite director and it was no
3 – The Worst Cracker Barrel in the Country
Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin, United States “Very good Hisan,” Popov said in the parking lot of a Cracker Barrel located just outside of the water park where they had just slaughtered dozens of innocent people. “Yes, master, though we suffered several casualties,” replied Hisan, slightly worri
2 – The Rise of Hisan
Somewhere outside of the Mall of America, Minnesota, United States “Another successful mission, my child,” said Popov to a kneeling, fully nude Hisan. The sick bastard had just carried out one of the most deadly attacks on American soil in recent history. If the entire earth’s population w
