18 – One Glory Hole to Rule Them All
Washington D.C., Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery, United States An Uber carrying Stacy Dasher, Mikel Serone, Patrick Kibby and a complete stranger pulled up tentatively around the corner of the Tilted Kilt restaurant they saw in the video Kibby found of Duke Dasher. Though Serone and Kibby objected to
21 – Salvation
Washington D.C., Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery, United States Dasher opened the computer kill switch and typed in the code Popov had given him. He stared into the screen. Acquiring this computer had cost him everything he loved – everything earthly that is. Dasher thought about his higher voc
19 – The Kill Switch
Washington D.C., Outside of the Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery, United States Kibby stared at the footage he had just recorded on his iPhone. The President just admitted to the biggest scandal in the history of the world. He wondered what Dasher’s overall plan had been, given that he had no way of r
16 – Piss Stained Carpets at Tilted Kilt Bar & Grill
Goat Knuckle Inn, Washington D.C., United States Dasher checked the five of them in at a budget motel in downtown D.C. called The Goat Knuckle Inn. The room itself had been debated by Serone and Kibby, each of whom maintained they should have separate rooms, but Dasher ultimately won out and booke
17 – Duke Dasher Succumbs to Alcoholism
Washington D.C., Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery, United States Dasher waited until the firing had stopped and listened for a reload. When he heard the clips drop, he immediately sprung up and did a front flip, seeking cover behind the bar now. Dasher quickly formulated a plan in his head he thought mi
15 – Reality Celebrity Clone Wars
Somewhere in the Forest, Montana, United States Whatever it was looked rabid, running violently and with purpose. Dasher looked at the rapidly approaching figure and noticed it was none other than Steve Harvley, another one of the countless daytime television show hosts with a hell of a mustache and
14 – Operation Diesel Fist…Again
Somewhere in the Forest, Montana, United States Kibby held the tablet in front of the group at the campsite. They all paused momentarily, thinking they heard the distant scream of a broken man a thousand miles away, but ultimately agreed that it was probably just a group of blue-winged warblers, wh
13 – Family Reunion and the Death of a Dream
Somewhere in the Forest, Montana, United States Patrick Kibby and Stacy Dasher happened upon a depraved looking campsite after walking for some time. The site itself reeked of kidnapping mercenaries and contained a heavily used looking real doll, which slightly resembled the bastard cousin of an ind
12 – Dasher’s Heart
Montana Interstate, United States Patrick Kibby and Stacy Dasher had been driving for what seemed like forever. Stacy had been insufferable and Kibby questioned why they brought her son Terry on what seemed like a dangerous reconnaissance mission. Stacy had been snorting what Kibby believed to be me
